cop: who the hell ordered all these pizzas
me: you said i got one phone call
One of my favorite quote of Malcolm in the middle.
raising awareness for turtle bullying.
a growing problem.
A very slowly growing problem.
This gets funnier and funnier every time I see it
so is anyone secretly in love with me yet
We are gathered here today because SOMEBODY *glares at coffin* couldn’t stay alive.
walking to the side of pokemon trainers and talking to them first so you feel in control
pEOPLE WHO ARE YOUNGER THAN YOU ARE TALLER THAN YOU