lickitungrapunxel: noddin my head like yeah movin my hips like yeah
Young Justice Dictionary
Whelmed: able to cope with the current situation; feeling just right
Concerted: unaffected; to keep one's composure
Turbed: feeling comfortable; happy with a situation
Traught: calm; level-headed; able to cope with a situation
Aster: a sudden situation with good circumstances; a positive experience
Chalant: feeling or appearing to be excited or nervous (also the shipping name for Dick/Zatanna)
Nightwing'd: the act of getting completely owned by Nightwing, physically or emotionally
Crash: awesome; rebellious
Crash the mode: throw a wrench in the machine; upset the system
The Mode: something bad; a disaster
Moded/Feeling the Mode: feeling awful; the effects of the disaster (the opposite of aster)
demigodofhoolemere: i feel like salem the cat is tumblr’s spirit animal do you guys see what i’m getting at
Ow my heart.
incense-n-peppermints: FUCK. FUCKIDY FUCK FUCK.
lpssue: made this ‘cause well, they’re cute and awesome and mwah.
all-brawn-no-brain: the-girl-who-laughed: THIS IS HILARY FUCKING DUFF. THIS MOTHERFUCKING QUEEN BUILT DISNEY CHANNEL AND DIDN’T HAVE A SAD, DISAPPOINTING DOWNSPIRAL. SHE IS THE ONLY DISNEY STAR THAT GOT IT RIGHT AND NOW SHE’S A HAPPILY MARRIED MOTHER. THAT’S HOW ITS DONE, BITCHES. CAN I ALSO ADD THAT SHE BATTLED ANOREXIA AND BEAT IT ALL TO HELL
ohaidanturners: if u can’t handle me at my hulk then u sure as hell don’t deserve me at my bruce banner
catswithbenefits: i had a threesome last night but two people couldn’t make it
ellesugars: anime is really important
You must be pretty damn special if I...
joybabeee: Stay up late to talk to you. Share food with you. Say I love you before I hang up. Let you call me names. Give you a nickname. Text you good morning and good night. Tease you. Can be completely natural around you.
solluxforpresident: karkatforpresident: Someone bumped into my chair and I said sorry. someone bumped into my chair and i punched them in the face
I wouldn't be afraid of spiders if I could just...
Me: Oh, hey whoa, this shower is occupied.
Spider: Omg man I didn't see you there.
Me: We cool?
Spider: Yeah, yeah, we're cool. I'm just coming down to scope out the tub.
Me: Oh, that's legit. Hey, you might wanna move over some--you're descending right into the shower stream and I don't want you to drown.
Spider: Hey thanks, bud. I'll be careful.
Me: So...can I get out now?
Spider: Sure, sure! Sorry I'll just move over here.
Me: Thanks. You have a nice night. Don't come into my bedroom, okay?
Spider: Nah, that's your space. We're cool. Have a great evening.
neyruto: *unzips pants* *pulls out a naruto dvd*